Vodka is medicine! 🥃 We went to the Vodka Museum in Warsaw thinking we were about to casually sip and stroll… only to find out vodka used to be MEDICINE, currency, personality trait, AND a lifestyle choice 💀 They sat us down, rolled a dramatic little movie, told us how vodka survived wars, empires, and bad decisions… and then said, “Cool. Now taste three elite ones.” Me: trying to be refined Jon: immediately assessing survivability Also us: casually sampling 80-proof like we have responsibilit