"Go Down To The River With The Crocodiles," My Daughter-in-law Whispered As She Pushed Me Into The Amazon River. My Son Just Looked And Smiled. They Thought My $2 Billion Was Theirs. But Later That Day When I Got Home... I Was Sitting On The Chair Waiting... The Amazon River stretched endlessly before me, its dark waters pulsing with a sense of ancient power. My son and daughter-in-law had insisted on this luxurious trip to South America, claiming it would be a great bonding experience. I though