Howard Stern is facing a storm of cancellation rumors—and he’s charging straight into it. The 71-year-old radio host dropped a trailer Wednesday teasing his return from summer break and lampooning the rumor mill around his contract negotiations with SiriusXM.

Is Howard Stern about to leave SiriusXM? Rumors are swirling to that effect, though the sources aren't exactly rock solid. The Sun tabloid, for example, got the latest speculation in play, reporting that the satellite network won't renew the 71-year-old's contract.

Howard Stern's future with SiriusXM appears to be up in the air, but a new report says that if he doesn't return to the company that he has called home since 2006, he isn't going to simply ride off into the sunset.