5. “What on Earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book and a cup of coffee?” —Anthony Trollope 6. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me ...

Instead of playful zingers like funny coffee quotes or funny work quotes, their comebacks are mocking. So why do we use ...

I know what it's like to show up at a coffee date, take a bunch of pics, and spend hours scrolling on your phone afterward looking for clever pumpkin spice latte quotes for your go-to fall beverage.