The sporty rear spoiler, sleek tail-lights, stupendous diffuser insert and scintillating dual exhaust tailpipes ... EV with a range-extender engine that’s just there to top up the battery and that’s ...

But you are sipping less fuel, emitting less C02 and basking ... in hybrid and more an EV with a range-extender engine that’s just there to top up the battery and that’s it, like the old BMW i3 Rex.

Having narrowed the audience for this story the very slimmest part of the funnel, there's a car for you: The BMW M2 Racing.