CNBC anchor Kelly Evans marveled in real time at the “miracle ... Evans noted on CNBC’s The Exchange their tickers could barely keep up. “Are the numbers I’m seeing on my screen correct ...

But why would I want to fade cutting-edge innovation in exchange for cheaper, "dead-money" stocks? Broadcom is a trillion dollar stock that just put up fifty percent revenue growth year-on-year.

Well. I'm trying not to be annoyed at the stock market. But come on. The Dow rallied 1000 points from Monday's lows through today's close--right before the president's big tariff announcement.