I need to convert 10-12 PHP scripts to ASP, as a favor for a friend at work. Is there any way to do this without rewriting the scripts by hand? And before it gets mentioned, running PHP is out of ...

So I'm trying to make AD our company phone list because it is after all a Directory. So I figure I'd use LDAP comands to pull the name and phone number out of AD and dynamically generate a web ...