DEAR ANN LANDERS: My ex-husband, "Cliff," and I have joint custody of our children even though he lives in a nearby town. Cliff's wife has cut my daughter's hair and... December 6, 2018 at 8:12 p ...

"While Ann Landers responded to questioners with homey, detailed advice, Abby's replies were more flippant and occasionally risqué." Here's are some of Dear Abby's best one-liners, frisky or ...